Ticketmaster

Where do I even start. TIcketmaster, how much do I hate you. How many times do i keep coming back to you, to only be rejected. Or to be turned away because of your outrageous demands on me, Why do you need to charge me such a high surcharge? Why? Do i not come back to you weekly? Do i not try and buy tickets from you and only you? Only to have to resort to criaglist. I don’t want to go to craigslist to buy my tickets, I want to buy them from you! But when i can get the same tickets surcharge free on criagsllist, i have given up on you. I have relied on you to many times in the past, but no more.  Fuck you Ticketmaster, You are the devil. I could not get those radiohead tickets today, I could not get those flight of the choncords tickets today. Why? Who KNOWS WHY? I think because you hate me so much. But now i am telling you ticketmaster, I fucking hate you.

Brooke Hogan

Terrible, terrible, terrible. I can’t believe that you might play at the grammy’s! Who likes your music? Pedophiles who want to see you dance around. How do people like this become record stars or record an album even. How do you have a music video? Because your a HOGAN, Thats why! Your new music video looks even worse than paris hiltons stars are blind video! Paul Wall is in your video also! WoW, just wow. I don’t think i even need to say anything more about this. Absolutely terrible!

Playstation 3

Sony has gotten it all wrong with the pricing of there playstation. Do they really think that a $500 dollar price tag will cut it? FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for a gaming console. Who does playstation think that they are kidding? Thats like buying an ice cream bar for 10 dollars! This thing better the best thing in the planet. But when the wii is only priced at $250 and dropping by latest reports. Sony WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? For $500 dollars i would rather put that to a new computer which would do better than what the playstation three could ever do!

Gummy Bears

I love Gummy Bears so much, they make me smile just when they are in my pocket. I can't think of anything better than a warm pack of gummy bears. You know what i am talking about, because they have been in my pocket for two days. I got this idea from Ferris Bueller, at the end of the movie.

Nothing is better than a warm pack of GUmmy Bears.

If you don't know, this blog is still hacked, HAHAHAHAHA…. 

Blogmad

Fuck blogmad and there schemes to driving more traffic to your site. What you need to do is make your site good enough as to people will go to it. Thats all you need to do. Its a shame that you have to use a site like blogmad to do this to your site. And if you need a blogmad invite, just comment and i will send you a blogmad invite as it is invite only now.

Apple

I hate to say this again, but god damn it apple, WTF is wrong with you. You put out so much hype around some new apple product. And all you come out with is an apple boombox. Then you call it the ipod Hi-FI, what a terrible name. One day soon, you will come out with a new apple product that will be awesome. Maybe on the 20th anniversarry of your existence. But probably not, but people are already saying that you will. Whos to say, huh. Apple seriously, whats with all the hype lately? Get up and do something about it!@

James Bond

What has happened to these movies? Why as time goes on do the movies suck more and more after each movie comes up. Really, i don’t have to say anything more about the bond, because its known how shitty the movies are.

Daniel Craig

The next James Bond is going to be blonde? You have got to be kidding me. You arn’t going to have any gadgets!? WHAT? Thats like Batman without the cape. Hopefully these are just rumors and that Daniel Craig will have black hair. Why ruin the Bonde franchise? I guess they are learning there lesson from batman returns. Change up the movie and more people will go see it. Or i guess, its make a good movie and people will go see it. And you were terrible in Road to Perdition, but you were good in the indiana jones chronicles. But still, cmon.

Commenters

Just to let you know, i don’t read any of the comments. Why would you think that i would care about what you say? I do not read any comments that are posted on this website. I have no need to. I have people who read them for me, just to make sure that there is no spam. That is what interns are for, But wordpress.com does a good job of checking spam. So yipee, wipee. Eat me.

Lil Red Headed Boy

Thank god you don’t have a coming soon Page. But really lrhb, who do you think you are fooling? Do you think that you can post a drawing a day for 365 days? You know thats a year right? Please stop with the shenanigans. Lrhb, do you really think that you can do it?

James Frey

James Frey, why would you lie to the face of Oprah? Why would you lie to all of us? James Frey, i can’t believe you. You made me think of Oprah less.

Oprah Winfrey

What have you done to us? We used to believe in you? But now my faith has been lost in you. I will not watch your show for two weeks because of a million little pieces. You were just trying to protect yourself and not us. Why did you have James Frey on the show. When really all you needed to do was just say that you were wrong in protecting him. By having him on the show you just sold more of his books. Why Oprah Why? I believed in you.

Sony

I would like to keep this about people, but sometimes companies just come around and fuck things up. If you don’t know already Sony distributed a rootkit with there cd’s. Which made there cd’s awesome. Well Sony did this illegaly so i hate  them. See more articles about there problems at Google News > Rootkit

Edward Norton

Why do you have to do movies like Red Dragon and the Italian Job? These are some of the worst movies ever. How come you rocking these terrible movies? Just move on and keep doing great movies like you have been for awhile now. Keep rocking the great roles and stop with the dumb ones.

Paris Hilton

Everybody hates her on her own right. But she ain’t all that, she is not even that cute. She has slutty characteristics. Thats the only thing that makes her “hot.” The things that she wears arn’t even that sexy. Its her lots of legs and lots of boobs technology that gives her so much advertising space.

She hasn’t contributed anything to this society but she gets more space on television than anyone else. Theres no reason for it, shes just a speed bump.

Axel Rose

You were supposed to change rock and roll. You were supposed to come out before the backsteer bots or nsync and makethe kids love rock and roll again. Kids these days don’t have good role models anymore. Like you were a good role model in the first place. But you were there to change peoples minds, give options to those who didn’t have options. Kids these days have emo bands, it is hard for me to even say that.

Where are you axel, come out of hiding, Get chinese Democracy out now. We need it, hurry the fuck up!

Spike Lee

How come your movies are so horrible. What was with the movie 25th hour? Whyat was with the movie She Hate Me? How can you come up with such terrible movies. What happened to you, your movies were so awesome before.

Where are your life changing movies. Have you sold out so much that you can’t make them anymore? Are you going to, to make knicks games? Where did you go, where is some good movies?

Franki J

Your “remix” of “More Than Words” by Extreme is horrid. This is a song that doesn’t need to be redone. Not because it is a great song, but because it is a horrid song. Extreme must be low on the funds to let you do this. How much money did you have to put down to hope that this song will promote your carear! Or lack there of carear?

Your music video is the worst video i have ever seen. I can’t believe that you, or your producers thought that this was a good idea to do. I guess it also says that music videos on mtv and other channels are going into the dumps.

50 Cent

Your latest video shows how much of an asshole that you are. Buying a hamburger for 400 bucks and you can afford it no problem. Nice. This reminds me of the roots video where they say how much it cost to rent the cars and the hoes in the videos. It cost you 500 bucks to rent that sign for the day.

How much do you love yourself? Not enough, i guess. Fuck you 50 cent.

LG Phone

I hate my phone so much, i have dropped it so many times that the battery is falling off. But now it won’t keep its charge. I have heard this happening to other people with the same phone. After so much use the battery can’t keep charged. Die.

Pauly Shore

When will you ever stop promoting yourself?

You know what you did wrong in your life? You were never humble enough and people can tell this. People can see right through you, they know what your up to. You either trying to sell the store or your trying to sell yourself.

You tried your comeback with a movie, a reality TV show, and now a song. You had your 15 minutes, give up. 

Steve Jobs

Why aren’t you going to release an apple Tablet?

Its what i have been waiting my whole life for and your not going to do it. You will probably never ever release one. I could take it to starbucks, do all my work on it, maybe watch a dvd on it. I could use it as a mp3 player, 100 gigs of mp3s.

Why aren’t you going to release a video ipod this week?

Linux has it, why can’t you make one? I would really really like one. I could share all of my home movies on it. It would kill the dvd and the vcr permanently.

Update: Aparantly Apple did come out with a Video iPod. Good job Steve!